Based in Seattle and Los Angeles
Astronaut: The Best is an occult management adventure where people aren't just numbers: they're incompetent screwups. Your duty is to turn them into national heroes, or the government will have you killed.
- Navigate procedurally generated episodic storylines.
- Face off against ravenous tabloids and magical upper management.
- Your arsenal includes training, sycophantic groveling, lying, and witchcraft.
- Use them to make history, or end up dead in a ditch.
- Five missions. Hundreds of decisions. Thousands of recombinant astronauts. Millions of ways to fail spectacularly.
Alpha Release Trailer (7/2021) YouTube
Steam Gameplay Footage YouTube
Logo & Icon
Awards & Recognition
- "Best Simulation Game, DreamHack Anaheim" Anaheim, CA: 21-23 February, 2020
- "Official Selection, Indie MEGABOOTH GDC Showcase" San Francisco, CA: 19 March, 2018
- "Official Selection, PAX Indie MEGABOOTH" Seattle, WA: 2-3 September, 2016
- "The Guardian's Top 10 Games of EGX 2016" Birmingham, England: 22-25 September, 2016
- "Laugh-out-loud funny and refreshingly whimsical."
- Kat Brewster, The Guardian
- "I like this a lot, but now I'm less sure about what's real."
- Alex Beachum, Creative Lead on Outer Wilds
- "I have literally never seen anything like this, and I mean that in an agonisingly enthusiastic way."
- Alexis Kennedy, Founder of Failbetter Games and Weather Factor
- "I'm absolutely floored and surprised and happy and excited... I'm just so happy that this is a thing that exists."
- Solon, Rainy Day Let's Play
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Play the alpha, become a Flaustrian citizen, read AI-generated news, and bet on morality plays.
Flaustrian National Anthem
Book, Market, Moon, / Mongoose, Sun. / Our country is the chosen one. / Let us defend her, / Never expend her / Bounteous goodwill. / Sun, Market, Book, / Mongoose, Moon. / Let all our voices sing in tune. / Let serpents shred / Beneath the tread / Of bounteous goodwill!
The bouncy theme of intrigue and national embarrassment.
About Universal Happymaker
Universal Happymaker builds games that are moral laboratories. We intend to create a world where everyone enjoys our games WITHOUT EXCEPTION.
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Astronaut: The Best Credits
Mike Sennott and David Mershon
Project Leads, Writing, Design, Programming
All of the Art
Music and Audio